D: Please take this moment to remember all the men who lost a testicle at last year's Ballbusting Olympics.[Dan looks mortified as short videos of the now half-men competing played at the bottom of the screen. Elly tried to stifle her laughter. This was not a skill she had.]D: Thank you all for your respect. [Dan gives Elly a dirty look]E: [still laughing] It's time to introduce the different events for this year's competition. Would you like to help me, Dan?D: Of course! Let's start with the first event from the first Ballbusting Olympics; the long jump. On one side, we have a man standing, naked from the waist down. On the other side, we have a woman who will jump 10 feet, kicking his balls before landing. She gets three kicks to get points before the other team starts. Bringing the man to his knees is rewarded with 5 points and taking him down to all 4s is worth 10. After all 5 of a team's women have their turns, a nurse will inspect the man's testicles to determine extra points.E:. I started to snoop I went through the bureau and found some old tin types, it was the woman from the painting but she was naked in various poses and using a dildo in one of them.I rummaged around more and I found an ivory dildo. Now that is some old-tyme swanky stuff, I thought amusing myself. I admit I was getting a half chub so I decided to jerk one off or as the Victorians would say Fetching mettle. As I began to whap my tally-whacker a chill went through the room. I could hear moaning down stairs and I thought "Making biscuts huh? yeah sure you are" the thought of Sandy masturbating got me even harder and I was soon shooting my load, a pearly stream onto the floor. I turned to get a cloth to wipe it up, but when i turned back it had already soaked into the carpet, "Oh well' I thought to myself. I placed a log in the fire and climbed into bed, the portrait kept starring at me, it was so creepy but man what a little slut, I couldn't wait to show the tintypes and ivory dildo to.
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